Greetings
Fellow
Travelers

Introducing Time Machine. A modern story for an ancient plant.

Suit up.
Smoke out.
Travel far.

Learn more about our products.

Find out what really happened?

Read the first message found in our greenhouse.ย 

Enter the Machine

Smoke like the future depends on it.

Time Machine is premium hydroponic flower grown in our state-of-the-art Dutch greenhouses on Californiaโ€™s central coast. Currently available in whole flower and pre-rolls in a variety of strains and sizes.

 

Flower

Strains

Sativa
HYBRID
INDICA
Blue Dream
Apple Fritter
Chemango
Bubblegum
Cereal Milk
GMO S1
Starberry Cough
Hella Jelly
Grape Soda Pie
Wappa
G41
Ice Cream Cake
GG4
Knights Templar
Kush Mints
Legend OG
Peanut Butter Breath
London Pound Cake
Rainbow Sherbet
Mini Mac 1
Sherbet Gelato
Wedding Cake
Snowman
Strawberry Cheesecake

Sizes

3.5 gram | 1/8 ounce
7 gram | 1/4 ounce
14 gram | 1/2 ounce
28 gram | 1 ounce

 

Pre-Rolls

Fuel rods for your adventure.

Strains

Sativa
HYBRID
INDICA
Blue Dream
Apple Fritter
Chemango
Bubblegum
Cereal Milk
GMO S1
Starberry Cough
Hella Jelly
Grape Soda Pie
Wappa
G41
Ice Cream Cake
GG4
Knights Templar
Kush Mints
Legend OG
Peanut Butter Breath
London Pound Cake
Rainbow Sherbet
Mini Mac 1
Sherbet Gelato
Wedding Cake
Snowman
Strawberry Cheesecake

Sizes

7 count | 1/8 ounce
28 count | 1/2 ounce

The Story

Chapter 1: First Contact

We hail from a different time. Your plant is the machine and the key and the gate. It will heal the world, uniting past-present-future in the fullness of time. The singularity is upon us. Time is an illusion. This message must reach the ends of space and time. It cannot be stopped. We are one. Await our further instructions.

– First contact, 4.20.22

Instagram

Our most recent transmissions

Grab a loved one and light up ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’จ
Like your favorite midnight snack, enjoy all the jelly and nutty flavor packed into a sweet ๐Ÿ’จ
Letโ€™s elevate the day one puff at a time ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
We have options! Swipe to see how our fuel rods can instantly put a smile on your face ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’จ
You know what they say about an Apple-A-Day, this is no different! Take it up a notch and receive the energy you need from this tasty cart ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ
Itโ€™s easy to stay ready when we do the rolling for you! ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

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License Number:
C12-0000295-LIC

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Don’t miss out. Stand by for further communication.

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